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Pills with Eyeballs Look Friendlier

Don’t read this. Run. Save yourself. You’ve been warned. Estrogen is your friend. When it leaves you, you notice. (This is a stand-alone post, but just ties into others of … Continue Reading…


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Oh How I Miss Your Hardness *sigh*

I Won’t Tap Dat My tap water is something I never spent much time thinking about. I’m totally aware that’s some First World privilege right there, but I always drank … Continue Reading…


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Projectile Crying — My Duct is Fuct

Today I have to post about my damn tear duct. My duct is fuct. And it is making me beastly. I am a steaming, hissing pile of funk. Hissssssss. Stay away. … Continue Reading…


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Is My Gynecologist Weird? Or Am I?

So, I have a gynecologist appointment next week. TMI already, right? I’ve been going to her since I moved here in 1994, and I like her OK, but she does … Continue Reading…


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His Invisible Creepy Ass Clown

When my husband and I got married, we had to combine households. We had two of everything and had to decide which version we would keep of all the duplicates. … Continue Reading…


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Thou Shalt Not Steal Decorative Trees

As soon as we walk into our cabin that we rent out in Pigeon Forge, I always do a quick physical inventory to see if there is anything missing. Usually, … Continue Reading…


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Shit I Stuck to Other Shit

If you look around my house, there’s home made ragamuffin stuff everywhere. I make “good enough” crafts (AKA “half-ass crafts”). These are only good enough for me, or maybe a … Continue Reading…


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Get Off My Peter

In my garden, there are tons of mosquitoes. I have to spray myself every day before I go out there. It’s annoying and it doth sucketh. You don’t want to … Continue Reading…