great mysteries of the world

Nice Package You Got There Mister

My BFF at work, knowing I am 12, left this opened package and note on my chair at work: “LOOK AT THIS PACKAGING AND TELL ME WHAT I JUST BOUGHT. I … Continue Reading…


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For $10 You Can Be Anything You Want to Be

Some time ago, I had looked at business cards online in the middle of the night. In my defense, it was a very stressful time in my life. It dawned on … Continue Reading…


opt in or else

Subscribe to My Blog Unless Your Crotch is Too Itchy

Those new passive-aggressive opt-out popups offend me. They really do make me mad. My husband finds them to be funny. He thinks they are meant to amuse us. I have … Continue Reading…


filefi

You Cannot Pee on Public Records

My husband says crazy shit all the time, because he mishears what someone says. I crack up regularly cause someone in a grocery store asks him something like: “Do you … Continue Reading…


most important relationship question

Relationship Compatibility Question in a Jar

What do you think is the most important relationship compatibility question? What should I ask myself to help me be sure THIS is the right person for me? I was … Continue Reading…


all beer tastes the same

What’s Your Pot Roast?

My tastebuds work just fine. I know this, because I’m SUPER picky about some things. I can absolutely tell the difference in Coke and Pepsi, and when asked “Is Pepsi … Continue Reading…


pillsFI

Pills with Eyeballs Look Friendlier

Don’t read this. Run. Save yourself. You’ve been warned. Estrogen is your friend. When it leaves you, you notice. (This is a stand-alone post, but just ties into others of … Continue Reading…


detectiveFI

Oh How I Miss Your Hardness *sigh*

I Won’t Tap Dat My tap water is something I never spent much time thinking about. I’m totally aware that’s some First World privilege right there, but I always drank … Continue Reading…